If I was Spider-Man I would literally piss in my tight blue spandex spidey suit pant thingyz if these Badass fellers were leaping towards me. Doc Octupus who can think of eight different ways at once to kickass with those tentencles, Venom who I bet have wet dreams of ways to destroy Peter, Green and Hobgoblin who are ****ing nuts in the head and ...

I've never really did one of these things so I thought I'd show you guys my version of Petey and Spidey. I'm a big fan of the Super Dorko Peter Parker from the early 60's more then the modern cool ass Petey of today. To me the Geek Pete was the ultimate mask. No one ever suspects a friendless braniac loser with a hunch to be the ...