[:'(] if i had feelings they'd be hurt.
INSTEAD it you's that are gonna be hurt!!!
PIXMAKER!
BANJAXEMXT!
CHARCO!
I am offically cross!
I now put my evil eyes on you three. One on each!
(I say evil.
Its more mischievous really.
Well i say mischievous when i mean cheeky.
Not so much cheeky, they' re tired today.)
So for laughing at my passport foto here.
I put my cross tired eyes on you all! 
"Sleep... those little slices of death, oh how i loathe them!"