The Gurch:

what are you suggesting? me and you between the covers?

well if you're offering....   as i said, not one to let things pass, ha ha

Nickillus:

So if it's a book about, for example, boiler maintenance, which chapter would you like to feature in Kaz?

i think i would have to be chapter three, the missing pages  

re- Howdy Nick, how goes it.. i was gonna email you earlier!

Hiya Gurch,

Earlier I might have answered but not now.  There's a strict protocol to these things you know.  If ever you work it out, explain it to me would you, please?

ok, now i'm gonna pull a strop, i emailed the invisible nick months ago, guess he's still reading it, it was riveting....  it was obviously past the protocol.... lol, i'm kidding nick 

ok i've changed my mind, i'm going to be chapter one, the one that sets the tone for the whole book, and the tone is low.  

Low huh! Sounds like my kind of read Kaz.

(skulks behind door, shamed by non answering of emails , he meant to) 

kazky:

ok, now i'm gonna pull a strop, i emailed the invisible nick months ago, guess he's still reading it, it was riveting....  it was obviously past the protocol.... lol, i'm kidding nick 

ok i've changed my mind, i'm going to be chapter one, the one that sets the tone for the whole book, and the tone is low.  

Low turnouts for the challenges huh?  That's not good.  Why don't we see if we can't persuade the lovely Claire to persuade her bosses that what's needed is another 'cover comp'.  Maybe as a Christmas promo or something.

'Protocol'.  Had to look it up, so I could sound clever for five minutes.  Wish I hadn't bothered now.  I'm all confused again now. 

The Gurch:

 You should see me do number one, being studying it for years.

i've seen number one done before i think, it takes alot of energy, i'm impressed!