There's no other Relentless than the hardcore original. These fruit fripperies are diluting the filth!

Mind you, if I drink a can any later 6.45pm I can't get to sleep until the frighteningly small hours. Who needs illegals, eh!

Shady Lane:

Why has Tysall got two Moderator badges?

He's really strict. 

More to the point, why have I got one?!!

martinmckeown:

Roy D Hacksaw:

Claire:

Roy,

My question to you is this: why don't you drink tea or coffee?

Whatever your answer is, can you put the kettle on?
 

 Would you really trust a man who's probably had no more than 8 cups of either of those in his life to make them taste anything remotely like they ought?

And why don't I drink 'em? Cos I don't like 'em! Simple as that!

 

 

I'm sure Em... may find that offensive.  

We're only a couple of punctuation marks away from fisticuffs. 

banjaxedmdt:

They just hand them out to anyone these days. Look, they even gave me one. Desperate times...

I just bought a job lot of them off a bloke in a pub with a moustache:

em...:

banjaxedmdt:

They just hand them out to anyone these days. Look, they even gave me one. Desperate times...

I just bought a job lot of them off a bloke in a pub with a moustache:

   

   

   

   

 

   

   

 

I just scratched some of those off and I think I've won the jackpot.

i dunno, Roy must wonder what the hell he's walked into, yer all far too serious!  honestly, where's the fun gone?! 

anyway, welcome from me Roy, i'm sure you'll enjoy all the fun we manage to have, pretty much constantly!

em.. how much do you want for four of those pretty badges then?  

hey roy, welcome on board!

Just curious, but were you named after that oh so barbaric of medical tools...

the 'roid hacksaw ?