They're all "smicks" or "spides" either way, I'll live with being a "Jitter" rather than than bow down to their Feckin crap!!!!!

LMAO, just checked the urbandictionary.com on these and they're all quite accurate! 

Yeah, I had a look on the Urban Dic, and although they were bang on with Meader, their Jitter entries seemed to have been entirely written in the last fortnight. It goes way back before skaters. Folks I know who've lived there all their lives reckon they were called it in their yoof.

Mind you, me missus is a life long local (unlike my migratey self) and she reckons she's never heard either in her life! 

Heh no, that was the last prod ed!

Roy D Hacksaw:

Heh no, that was the last prod ed!

Ouch, nothing like a little professional courtesy.

No no, you misunderstand. Our Kay went off to work on a knitting or cross stitching mag, and was a frequent attender at the works stitch and b*tch sessions. Nothing awry inferred at all, Bob!

Phew. got our knitting needles crossed there.