I knew it wouldn't take him long to sniff this place out... especially with Nicks socks.

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Mark!  Watch it, the floor's moving near you!

Tch, anyone can climb walls.  The floor is much more exciting. 

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.......hehehe......it's contaminated now....hehehe........

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I wondered how the yoghurt would affect him. I think I will build a little camp over in the corner of this thread, above the floor so Malla doesn't get annoyed and start waving her arms about wildly like a wild thing waving wildly. Yes, just hovering above the ground should do nicely. I think I have a nice cardboard box somewhere.

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My floor!  *tries to hug it*
Hey Banjy, that's a lovely cardboard box.  How much did it cost on the real estate market?

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A man sold me my box for a small piece of soul. I thought, what the hell, its a pretty good box. So I did the deal. You can keep the floor, all of it, who needs floor when you have a box as nice as this.

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Can I have the light bulb? it tastes funny when I lick it.

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That's not a light bulb Mark. I think you should stop.

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Oh, is it one of those heavy bulbs?

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http://nickillus.co.uk

only during conversations..........

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Then suddenly...the conversation stopped.

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........I have that effect............'m off.

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I'm busy struggling trying to come up with an idea for this surreal challenge of yours. So far I have eggs.

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I dare say that with your fertile imagination you will conquer the challenge. Think along the lines of connecting things that have no connection, eggs and noses connected by ladders! or things that are meant for a purpose yet cannot be used for it, a snooker table that is set up for a game - with eggs! Someone eating a boiled egg, with a screaming face on the egg. etc etc etc. Put some of the clever stuff you come up on these forums with into an image, that is the true meaning of "surreal", expressing the subconscious activities of the mind. Think of how a dream looks, that is "surreal", there are always elements that are out of place. I have no doubt that you already know all of this, I just thought it may help!!

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Cheers Mark, I sort of have something in mind (unless I do the usual changey mindey business that I tend to go through on these challenges). I'm trying to work out the best way of approaching it right now so there's nothing on paper/screen yet.

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