Just reading job descriptions:
How does one canvas a foot?
How do you control a pest supervisor?
Would a draughtsperson pull a good pint?
Does a front of house assistant ever go to the back?
Do you drive over the sandwiches to be a driver/ sandwich maker?
Does a energy saving advisor sit in his/her office chair doing nothing and save energy?
Do bar/club promoters ever get arrested for GBH?
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