You obviously haven't seen the movie "Little Monsters" then. I live in a world found under everybody's bed.
I could be at your place within minutes. 
I can tell you I'm not going back to Kazky's bed either. The noises they make in that room?!?!? Yah, that even scared me.
banjaxedmdt:You couldn't give the same answer as me unless you are living here with me. I'm pretty sure you aren't although I haven't checked under the bed.

"Live life like a fantasy. Reality is only in your mind!" - Fabledgoat